Quotations About Chocolate

compiled by Colleen Moulding

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson in What Women Want.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
Judith Viorst.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Things are bad! Send Chocolate!

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton, The Devils Advocate

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

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